Week In Deadspin: Hello, Horsehide

Leitch|published: Fri 7th April, 17:15 2006

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• Florida won the national championship in a tremendously boring Final Four. • Anna Benson renewed our faith in romance. • We introduced the Daily Closer as baseball spread its yearly seed all over our loins yet again. It turned out not to be the best day for Derek Lowe. • Beware of Jenn Sterger's father. • "Gonna Flyyyy Now ...." • Jay Mariotti, bringing enemies together. • Amazon is not very good at predictions. • Ben Wallace, the blow-up doll. • Strangely, Shawn Kemp has all kinds of pictures like this. • Tell Derrick Turnbow how bad steroids are for you, and watch him laugh. • John Daly makes the world a better place for you, our children, our children's children. • Brian Fuentes brings us closer to the Village People. • Well, Roger, that's a little different than what the World Baseball Classic is supposed to teach you, but hey, whatever, sign with our team and we'll be fine.

Sorry, we're leaving a half-hour early today. Forgive us. This Cardinals game is depressing us. Enjoy The Mighty MJD all weekend, and we'll back Monday. Be safe.