Foolish: Andrew Bynum also did very well in the playmate hula hoop competition. Man, why don't I ever get to go to rehab? [Yardbarker]

Be gentle: Pretty nifty shootout goal from a Swedish youngster. Either that or his slap shot is just really weak. [Total Pro Sports]

You were serious about that college thing?: Mike Leach punishes his players by making them do homework on the 50-yard line in the snow. That sounds like the worst frat ever. [Dr. Saturday]

Dirty bird: Have you humped a mascot today? [Dirty Tackle]

Business up front: Would you like to workout inside Derek Jeter? You wouldn't be the first. [A Helluva Town]