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It hasn't taken new South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier very long to start making people hate him. Two South Carolina players were arrested for stealing electronic equipment and were later kicked off the team. They are now claiming that Spurrier promised them that no charges would be filed because they were football players. The South Carolina president's office were less forgiving, and when it found out, the players were booked. Spurrier had no comment at press time, though reporters, while asking him questions, couldn't help but notice the smell of sulfur in the air.

South Carolina Thefts [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]