What Lawyers Sound Like When They Talk About Greg Oden's Dong

Yesterday we received a friendly letter from BDA requesting we remove the teeny, tiny picture of Greg Oden's not-so-teeny-tiny penis. We did not oblige. Below, you'll find the charming back-and-forth between Gawker legal pit bull, Gaby Darbyshire, and Oden's representation.

Hopefully, this correspondence will end up in the hallowed halls of the ABA's Law Museum some day.