Wikipedia vandalism is generally tired, but let's make an exception for James Dolan's band, JD & The Straight Shot. USA Today pointed out some since-corrected Knicks jokes in the song titles, but there are already a few more to replace them. ("Don't Waste My Time I've Got a Team to Run Into the Ground" is actually pretty good.) So, a request: Never let this page be accurate. Just keep it in a perpetual state of deridation and mirth.