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Win The Game, Carl Pavano's Gonna Fist Your Anus. That's Just The Way Life Goes.

Delmon Young's single capped a four-run ninth, and set off a celebration the likes of which his colon had never seen. Also, this is pretty much the perfect metaphor for what Carl Pavano did to the Yankees for four years.

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