Apparently, the coaches at the University of Tennessee are involved in some sort of wager to determine which one will be elected Mayor of Crazy Town. Check and mate, Bruce Pearl.

The UT athletic department held their third annual VOLSCARS ceremony that I think is supposed to be a play on "Oscars" (as in Academy Awards) but it just reads as "Vol Scars," which is disgusting. Anyway, it's some sort of school-wide ESPY awards and this year's "entertainment" featured head basketball coach Bruce Pearl wearing a jacket, tie and no shirt while attempting to rap (poorly) on stage. If you have a letter opener handy, feel free to insert it in your eyes right now.

I just feel unclean after watching that. Lane Kiffin, I know you can top this, but ... please don't.

Bruce Pearl Rapping [Loser with Socks]
Tennessee hosts 3rd annual "VOLSCARS" [Volunteer TV]