You Know, That's What They Got Capone For, In The End

One would think Oakland would be the only place they would be nice to Jason Giambi. Nope! Authorities have announced that Eric Anduri, the fan who dumped a beer on Giambi during a game Saturday, will be charged with battery, public intoxication and — our favorite — "throwing an object on the field." (We're not sure what the maximum sentence for that "crime" is; we imagine it involving a dunking booth.) Giambi handled the situation "admirably," says his manager, which was probably wise; heading into the stands and bashing a fan with his bat is probably the only thing that could hurt Giambi's image right now.

Fan Faces Charge For Dousing Giambi (Inside Bay Area)