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Who should we sleep with, Terry? Women like you? Your age? Our age? We don't. You know why? 'Cause younger women are nice. You take them out, and they're actually grateful. "Oh look, a steak. Yummy." You go for a walk after dinner, the air smells nice, they say, "Thank you. This was nice. This was fun. You're funny. Tee-hee-hee." What should we do, Terry? Settle down and marry some pissed-off thing like you? We'd rather have someone come over and do dental work, every day, from our backside, up ... through our ass!

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