We're a little late to this, we know. But you deserve the chance to talk baseball. There's so much baseball today! Cards-Nats right now. Then Giants-Reds; Cincy has a chance to clinch. Then O's-Yanks, back in the Bronx, before Tigers-A's arrives as our nightcap. The Tigers have a chance to clinch, but one hopes they won't—no need to deny us extra baseball.
Anyway, talk. Preferably not about Bryce Harper's contact lenses, because we're pretty sure that matter has been settled by the online hivemind. Although maybe you are the online hivemind. Have at it.