Your College Football Kickoff Open Thread

College football is back and badder than ever—well, actually, probably back with its usual badness—and that means it's time for your All The Games Are Horrible But, Like, Three of Them Opening Long Weekend.

Tonight? Bad ones: Murray State-Louisville (in progress, ESPNU), UNLV-Wisconsin (8 p.m., ESPN), Mississippi State-Memphis (Fox Sports Net).

Nonetheless, talk about them down here with all the people you know and love.