With the wheezing green clown car that is the New York Jets football club lurching into a wild card berth, we are guaranteed at least one more opportunity for an awkward fetishist press conference that will eventually become a Coors Light ad.

Rex Ryan sums up Peyton Manning: "I love the guy. I mean as a quarterback and all that. But I hate him." Oh, yay, Rex Ryan! Rex Ryan. Rex Ryan. Rex Ryan. Rex Ryan's feet. Peyton Manning's feet.