From a reader: This was written by a basketball student in my freshman business class at North Carolina State University. The assignment was to write about two events that we were required to attend to meet a global learning requirement.

Needless to say, I am pretty sure NC State was more impressed with his 7'1" stature than his amazing English ability.

(Ed. Note. Vandenberg is Australian.)

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