America's Dumbest Student-Athlete Nominee: Jordan Vandenberg, North Carolina State

From a reader: This was written by a basketball student in my freshman business class at North Carolina State University. The assignment was to write about two events that we were required to attend to meet a global learning requirement.

Needless to say, I am pretty sure NC State was more impressed with his 7'1" stature than his amazing English ability.

(Ed. Note. Vandenberg is Australian.)

Have other nominees? Read this for the requirements. And, for God's sake, don't send in fake ones. Please.

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