A Chick-Fil-A Employee's Silent Protest: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

This week's dong roundup is dedicated to Colin, because he sent us the crescent roll dong and, indeed, proved that he sent us the crescent roll dong through a series of trials so grueling and intricate they bordered on perverse. Also, a person named Isaac claimed the ice tray dong, which I should have remembered, and… » 8/26/12 6:15pm 8/26/12 6:15pm

Dongs In Relief: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

What would we do without you guys? If it wasn't for the all the unintentional dong submissions, we interns would just be frantically Googling "phallic" and "penis vegetable," desperate for anything that looked even remotely like a dong. But you guys always come through. This time around, we begin with a row of dongs… » 7/22/12 2:30pm 7/22/12 2:30pm

Intentional Dongs In A Penn State Area Golf Course: The Week In…

Ok, Lou, relax. We are back after taking last week off. So sorry to interrupt your weekly dose of unintentional dongs. Today we start with a quite intentional sand trap dong at Toftree's Golf Course in State Park. Our reader informed us that one of these beauties appeared in one of the sand traps on almost every… » 7/15/12 3:00pm 7/15/12 3:00pm

The Family That Hugs Lawnmower Dongs Together Stays Together: The Week…

We're back for another round of unintentional dongs. let's not waste any time and get right into the dongy good times. Reader Nathan gets us going with his son's version of a lawnmower. Is this perhaps some subconscious allusion to his mother's indiscretions with the landscaper? We just don't know. As always, please… » 7/01/12 1:20pm 7/01/12 1:20pm

Prediction? Pain: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Let's start the day of on the right foot with some unintentional dongs. Our first dong is courtesy of reader Matt and his girlfriend who decided to put on some sadomasochistic show for us with the help of some cactus dong and suggestive scene blocking. A friendly reminder: please send in any would-be penises to the … » 6/24/12 9:30am 6/24/12 9:30am

Dong To The NCAA: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to your first donging of June. I'm excited and I know you are, too. let's get right down to it, then. According to Sean J., the NC dongle A is selling these hats at all women's tennis tournaments this year. Remember, if you want to preserve a better place for the children of tomorrow, please send in any… » 6/02/12 2:00pm 6/02/12 2:00pm

"Like A Giant Scoop It Caught Him Up": The Week In Unintentional Dong…

Here we go with another week of unintentional dong submissions. I hope you know by now to please be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Let's start our action off this week with Jennifer and a third grader who has accurately refuted the old story about babies and storks. And away we go.
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Happy Mother's Day, Here Are Some Dongs: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Welcome to a very special Mother's Day edition of Unintentional Dongs. We'll get right down to the nitty gritty here with our first submission from Pete, who informs us this the shower head at his wife's grandmother's house. The saucy minx. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department.
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Take This Sabbath Day: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

You were worried, I know. Fear not dongists, we were just a little backed up yesterday and getting back into the swing of things. Without further ado, here is your week(ish) in dong submission. Up first, we have this plant tentacle dong reaching for glorious sunlight, courtesy of reader Max. As always, be sure to… » 5/06/12 10:30am 5/06/12 10:30am

Hair Of The Dong: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

I know you were worried, but rest assured, here is your weekly dong fix. We get things started this week with a submission from none other than Dong Curator Emeritus, Brian Hickey. In his own words: "This is actually a hair on my bathroom wall. The fuck did that happen?" Please remember to support our dong endeavors… » 4/21/12 3:00pm 4/21/12 3:00pm

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong…

Welcome back to the best in unintentional dongs. We have quite the assortment this week so do come inside. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Our lead unintentional dong today comes from reader Nicholas who snapped this shot of a dong raindrop-inspired chandelier.
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