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A Chick-Fil-A Employee's Silent Protest: The Week In Unintentional Dongs This week's dong roundup is dedicated to Colin, because he sent us the crescent roll dong and, indeed, proved that he sent us the crescent roll dong through a series of trials so grueling and intricate they bordered on perverse. Also, a person named Isaac claimed the ice tray dong, which I should h...

A Dong PSA And A Cat To Put You To Shame: The Week In Unintentional DongsFirst off—sorry for the hiatus, we like to dedicate our full attention to the unintentional dong round up, and what with the Olympics, and all the other sports things...you know how it is. Anyway, we're back! Before jumping in, a brief PSA. Sometimes we get e-mails like this:...

The Corn Dog Dong And More: The Week In Unintentional DongsTime for our weekly peek into the Freudian clusterfuck that is our roundup of reader-submitted accidental male genitalia!...

Dongs In Relief: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

What would we do without you guys? If it wasn't for the all the unintentional dong submissions, we interns would just be frantically Googling "phallic" and "penis vegetable," desperate for anything that looked even remotely like a dong. But you guys always come through. This time around, we begin w...

Intentional Dongs In A Penn State Area Golf Course: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Ok, Lou, relax. We are back after taking last week off. So sorry to interrupt your weekly dose of unintentional dongs. Today we start with a quite intentional sand trap dong at Toftree's Golf Course in State Park. Our reader informed us that one of these beauties appeared in one of the sand traps o...

The Family That Hugs Lawnmower Dongs Together Stays Together: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

We're back for another round of unintentional dongs. let's not waste any time and get right into the dongy good times. Reader Nathan gets us going with his son's version of a lawnmower. Is this perhaps some subconscious allusion to his mother's indiscretions with the landscaper? We just don't know. ...

Prediction? <i>Pain</i>: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Let's start the day of on the right foot with some unintentional dongs. Our first dong is courtesy of reader Matt and his girlfriend who decided to put on some sadomasochistic show for us with the help of some cactus dong and suggestive scene blocking. A friendly reminder: please send in any would-...

Tale As Old As Time, Dong As Old As Rhyme: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Reader Keith gets us started this week with a Beauty and the Beast sippy cup. As always, please send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Be our guest. ...

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In Soviet Russia Dong Yakovs You: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Here we are again for another installment of Dongsterpiece theatre. I spell it "theatre" because it's classy. Anyway, we begin today with not so much an unintentional dong, but a highly relevant Russian Euro fan-dong. As always, please send in any would-be penises to the tips department. ...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Dong To The NCAA: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to your first donging of June. I'm excited and I know you are, too. let's get right down to it, then. According to Sean J., the NC dongle A is selling these hats at all women's tennis tournaments this year. Remember, if you want to preserve a better place for the children of tomorrow, pleas...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Please Wash Before You Munch: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to a special Memorial Day Weekend edition of Things That Maybe Sorta Look Like Dongs. As always don't forget to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Our first image comes from MIke and serves as excellent advice at any time. ...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

"Like A Giant Scoop It Caught Him Up": The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Here we go with another week of unintentional dong submissions. I hope you know by now to please be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Let's start our action off this week with Jennifer and a third grader who has accurately refuted the old story about babies and storks. An...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Happy Mother's Day, Here Are Some Dongs: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Welcome to a very special Mother's Day edition of Unintentional Dongs. We'll get right down to the nitty gritty here with our first submission from Pete, who informs us this the shower head at his wife's grandmother's house. The saucy minx. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the t...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Take This Sabbath Day: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

You were worried, I know. Fear not dongists, we were just a little backed up yesterday and getting back into the swing of things. Without further ado, here is your week(ish) in dong submission. Up first, we have this plant tentacle dong reaching for glorious sunlight, courtesy of reader Max. As alw...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

May The Dongs Be With You: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Lets jump right into the dongs. Today we begin with Luke Skywalker and his scruffy looking nerfherder dangling between his legs thanks to reader Jeff. As always, be sure to support our dong endeavors and send in any would-be penises to the tips department. ...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Hair Of The Dong: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

I know you were worried, but rest assured, here is your weekly dong fix. We get things started this week with a submission from none other than Dong Curator Emeritus, Brian Hickey. In his own words: "This is actually a hair on my bathroom wall. The fuck did that happen?" Please remember to support ...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome back to best almost-dong feature on the internet. Today we've got some new interpretations, along with some classics. Up first, thanks to @sadbasementtalk, we have Time Warner's synopsis of Free Willy 2. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. ...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

You May Fire When Ready: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

It's Saturday, so that can mean only one thing: things that kind of look like dicks! Enjoy our first image, a canon packing some serious heat, courtesy of Wethy. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. ...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome back to the best in unintentional dongs. We have quite the assortment this week so do come inside. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Our lead unintentional dong today comes from reader Nicholas who snapped this shot of a dong raindrop-inspired chande...

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Just In Time For Titanic 3D, It's An Iceberg Phallus: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Well, well, well. We meet again for some pseudo-dongage. Strap in for the ride of your lives couple minutes or so on a Saturday. Our first submission is from Adam. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department....

by Sean Newell|Unintentional dongs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

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