You Can't Give Yourself A Nickname, Ron RiveraS

"Analytical Ron" might be one of the worst nicknames ever. Ron Rivera is bad at nicknames. Stick to sports, guy. "Riverboat Ron" has the cool alliteration, and someone already made a sign for it.

You Can't Give Yourself A Nickname, Ron RiveraS

Sorry, Ron. The sign's been made. No turning back now.