18th-Inning Umpire Nutshots Are The Worst

Timothy BurkeTimothy Burke|published: Sat 11th April, 01:46 2015

The machines tried to tell us it was time to go home. We didn't listen. And now Marty Foster's crotch has paid the ultimate price.


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