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A Dog Rappelled From The Cowboys' Jumbotron

Before yesterday's Cardinals-Cowboys game, a Navy SEAL, with a dog attached to him, rappelled down from the Cowboys' gigantic scoreboard. The dog looked confused at best, and scared at worst. It was fine, though.

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The actual descent looked smooth, but the initial drop had the dog struggling, since the dog didn't know it would be fine. This was probably the dog's thought process as the demonstration happened: "Oh no I'm going to die don't let me die I promise I won't wake you up with barking anymore I'm sorry I love you please don't kill me oh hey I'm on the ground cool I'm not dead I'm hungry?"


Gif: Kissing Suzy Kolber

Photo: Brandon Wade/AP

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