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"Abe Lincoln Bandit" Robs Houston Bank While Wearing Mets Cap

My only thought is that because this guy has ostentatious facial hair, he might be a relief pitcher, and because he might be a relief pitcher, he might be a better setup man than Miguel Batista, once he gets this whole bank robbery situation squared away. But since he made off with less than $100 in the robbery, the Mets'd have to pony up for him.

[Houston FBI]


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