What you missed while conjuring that elaborate voodoo curse on the Saints' next opponent ...
• NFL: Falcons' Vick, Eagles' Owens combine to inspire all kinds of feather-related headlines in Falcons' 14-10 win.
• MLB: Bonds returns to take Giants' minds off of missing the playoffs.
• MLB: Willis wins 21st as Marlins take wild-card lead. Meanwhile, you give up halfway through mowing the lawn.