What you missed after being propelled into the ceiling fan by your new EZ Shoes ...
• NCAA Basketball Tournament: North Carolina forced to swallow pride, and Billy Packer to eat crow, as George Mason (!) advances to Sweet Sixteen.
• NBA: Kobe who? LeBron who? Cavs stop Lakers behind Flip Murray.
• NHL: Death to all pucks! Senators blank Devils behind rookie goalie Ray Emery.