What you missed while spelunking in the dark corners of your own mind ...
• NBA: Cavs' James hits game-winning shot, surprising even himself. But before you get too excited, it was against the Bobcats.
• MLB: Johnny Damon helps Yankees beat Red Sox in spring game, tries to downplay it, but nobody's buying the humility act.
• NHL: Jagr's hat trick can't help Rangers in 6-3 loss to Flyers. Makes you want to hurl an octopus or something ...