After Being Leveled By Darwin Cook, The Orange Bowl Mascot Will Never Juice Again

This actually came at the end of the 99-yard fumble recovery we showed you last night, and raises a greater paradox than Schrödinger's cat: how do you decapitate a mascot that is only a head? Darwin Cook tried his damndest with a clothesline on Obie, the anthropomorphic Orange Bowl orange.

Everyone survived, though several bystanders were briefly squirted in the eye with that mist that comes out whenever you cut an orange.

Cook and Obie met on the field after the game and shared a hug.

"I didn't know you were a girl," he told the mascot. "I apologize."