And Now, A Treasury Of Your Best Weird Grandpa Stories

Grandpas! They’re old! And cranky! And they eat lots of weird shit! Sometimes they just walk around in their tighty whities and don’t give a fuck! Yes, grandpas are truly the most precious of national resources, especially this one:

Last night I sent out that tweet and declared that eating fried blood nuggets was the most grandpa possible move. As a result, I ended up pleasantly ratioed with hundreds of stories about your grandpas operating at Peak Grandpa. Here now are some of your finest responses, best consumed with a can of sardines and tall glass of buttermilk. Please tie an onion to your belt before diving in, for it is the style at this time: