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By The Time You Read This, Another Woman Will Have Claimed To Have Had Sex With Tiger Woods

Add three (possibly four!) more wenches to the pile. For those keeping score: Jamie Jungers, 26, Trashy Girl; Mindy Lawton, 33, hotcake harlot; Cori Rist, 26, blond thing. Sports By Brooks has already watermarked every available photo of them.

• Also, Oprah is reportedly the front-runner to land that exclusive, robotic interview with Tiger and Elin on her couch so he can tell a roomful of women shaking their head in shame that he's a flawed human being but is working on becoming a better person. Why not Tyra?


• Jim Furyk won this stupid-looking trophy over the weekend at the Chevron Challenge, where all proceeds go to benefit the Tiger Woods Foundation. Tiger could not attend his tournament this year because he was nursing injuries suffered during a car crash while his wife chased him with a golf club.

• Even though he's been busy this past week paying-off women he's boned, Tiger carved out some time to type a thank you letter to his sponsors and all those who attended the Chevron Challenge this week. It's all about the kids, you know.

And then there's this:

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