Dead Letters: "Earth Isn’t A Rotating Sphere, Get Used To It"

Subject: NZ Womens Soccer

From: Shagger

To: Lauren Theisen

Hey bitch

Shove your ‘cockroache’ opinion up your arse.

Go the Ferns!!!!

Subject: NZ FERNS article

From: Barry

To: Lauren Theisen

Congratulations you’ve just been elected ‘archetypical Ugly American’ for this article. Trump will be proud of you - you been taking lessons from him? It’s exactly what he/you does/would do to anything/anyone who he/you have decided to dislike, demean, just generally crap on.

Maybe you don’t know or more likely don’t care how insulting calling someone a cockroach is. But on the other hand most of us now think of yanks as bullying boorish people from the words and actions of so many, so I suppose it’s no surprise.

Here you are, Queen of the Roaches

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Port Lympne Wild Animal Park, UK

Your possible mates live on Madagascar, please head into the bush over there for the foreseeable future to find one and realise your true potential.

Barry Taylor

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Subject: You fucking ugly American slag. Go back to writing how much of a laughing stock your country is.

From: Nigel Thompson

To: Lauren Theisen

Regards,

Nigel

Subject: What you do for a brain is scary!

From: Tommy Woods

To: Lauren Theisen

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Subject: Hello

From: Nick Jivac

To: Lauren Theisen

Sent from my iPhone fuck you Tyson is a legend! You loser who only wants to hold him back! Stfu btw your little piece sucks the Dick mate! Your problem is that you are a jealous little cunt! Go fuck yourselve and do something with your life other then shit on greats you little wanker bitch!! You suck donkey balls!

Subject: Tyson Fury article

From: lariosito

To: Lauren Theisen

That entire article was a pathetic, whiny, incessant cry for attention. You are the reason Trump will be re-elected. Take your PC bullshit and go cover pickle ball.

Subject: Tyson fury

From: Rich Pritchard

To: Lauren Theisen

Hello,

I don’t understand you people in the LGBTQI community. Tyson Fury made some statements that are of his own opinion and just because you, a trans woman [what ever the hell that is], is offended you expect Tyson Fury, ESPN, and Top Rank to apologize. That’s absurd! He’s entitled to his own opinions and he doesn’t have to like the LGBTQI community. He’s not out attacking you people nor is he advocating for non-LGBTQI people to attack your community.

Just because some idiot made June pride month and just because you people get to prance around in a homo parade doesn’t mean that society accepts you people and your warped sense of self. Society is willing to let you people live your lives as you think you should, but we’re tired of you demanding special treatment and being offended by everyone who doesn’t agree with your lifestyle.

No one owes you people anything and Tyson Fury owes you people no apology. Do what non-lgbtqi people do when it comes to you people and your beliefs, we ignore you, I suggest you ignore Tyson Fury if you don’t like what he’s says or stands for.

R. Pritchard

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Subject: What the fuck is a trans woman

From: Bob Goldberg

To: Lauren Theisen

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Subject: Tyson Fury

From: Martin Buchanan

To: Lauren Theisen

Hey you kike whore, there’s going to be major problems if you keep criticizing Fury for telling the truth back in 2015. You are the reason women should be slapped the fuck around. Watch your fucking mouth bitch

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Subject: Your being a transgender

From: Moshe Goldberger

To: Lauren Theisen

This makes you a fucked up excuse for a human being you clearly have mental issues so I recommend you get help.

Subject: Whiny Tantrum?

From: Gary Clements

To: Lauren Theisen

I hate milenials. Your “kind” wants free reign to be irresponsible.

Let me guess. Your a left wing Socialist & likely a lesbian.

I absolutely hate every article you post. I wish nothing but the worst for you.

Subject: YOU ARE CLEARLY A DELUSIONAL DISGRUNTLED REC BALL PLAYER

From: Max Hesh

To: Lauren Theisen

What is wrong with this blog?! Every time that I see a post on Google, you arw guys are crying about umpires. Hoky Crap, Grow up and get over your own failings already.

Max

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Subject: Trash

From: Andres Carranza

To: Luis Paez-Pumar

Shut the hell up you gringo u know nothing about soccer so quit talking so much smack about the copa America, and quit your job while your at it, and go write frappy articles about baseball or golf. Leave soccer to the real men

Subject: You suck ass

From: Gregory Sica

To: Luis Paez-Pumar

You are a joke to journalists around the world. Your article was a piece of shit, and you definitely suck more ass than the Copa America does. Negative hopeless yankee wannabe. Go watch American football you stupid Latino piece of shit

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Subject: Dear Luis

From: hr9wb7+a8r7efx8k5htk

To: Luis Paez-Pumar

Dear Luis,

You’re retarded. Suck my hairy left nut and kiss my sunburned ass.

Regards.

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Subject: [no subject]

From: latinoamericano

To: Luis Paez-Pumar

Eurocentric nonsense. Get wise or gtfo, write about the passionless multimillionaires who dive and agonize on the ground after being pushed down by the wind and embarrass themselves with little or no regard for the beauty that the game is meant to display. Don’t like crunching tackles? Go watch golf. Chupando las vergas de futbol europeo, heuvoncito.

Subject: Bozos

From: Edward Castro

To: Giri Nathan

I bet you don’t have the nuts to step in front of one of these player you call bozos in their face. Stop being a long distance warrior and be a man and say to their face. Remember to make it to the nba you have to be among the top players in the world. Did you play basketball? How far did you get? Right so shut up coward.

E. Castro

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Subject: Flat earth

From: Yuppy Guppy

To: Chris Thompson

Haha you guys are so desperate it’s blatantly obvious. Earth isn’t a rotating sphere, get used to it.

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Subject: [no subject]

From: Karisa Hall

To: Chris Thompson

Your a horrible person to talk about our President of the USA like that. Shame on you shame on Google. You FUCK

Subject: Garbage

From: Scott Levert

To: Chris Thompson

Chris, you know it is sad that editors like you create such garbage and post that garbage on the internet that you know good in well that you do not even know what is truly going on. Let’s take for example the Vietnam War. When the young men of that era came back home they were called baby killers and instead of helping those young men many people across the United States of America bashed them and hated them. Ok, so there were a couple of instances and even in those instances no one really knows the truth except for those who were there at that time/in the moment. Why am I saying this to you, you were not with Trump in that moment/time and I know for sure you do not know what he was thinking, yet, you have a twisted mind and you hear what everyone else says about him and then form your own opinion and then right pure crap. I know you must be a millennial because individuals like yourself have grown up with everything handed to you on a silver platter and you can’t be thankful for what we have in this great Nation called United States of America and those who have provided the freedom so you can enjoy such luxuries of that freedom. I can go even further, let us look at Obama who you are “praising” in your article. No sir, Obama was tearing this country down bit by bit and it was obvious in the legislation he was passing or trying to pass. Yet, I know you being a misguided individual can not see the truth but would rather believe garbage and choose to live a lie. What is incredible is I am not a Republican, Democrat, or Independent, yet, I look at each individual and to be honest the best of two evils was to elect Trump over Clinton. I know you will say that Clinton would have been a good choice, yet, if you were seeking the truth which I know your not just by what I have read from your posts you would have seen that Hillary Clinton would have really brought this Country down. Honestly, this Country is as Alexis de Tocqueville once said “America is great because she is good, but when she ceases to be good, she will cease to be great.” Ok, Trump has done some things that I do not agree with either, yet, you will not hear me go around bashing him either. Further, when Obama, Clinton, the Bush’s, Reagan, and Nixon did not so good things I didn’t bash them then either. So before you write/post do your true research, hear from the “horses” mouth and get around those who have lived a lot longer than you and let them explain why things are the way they are. Have a good day sir. Scott

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Subject: Our Moron President

From: Anthony Sleck

To: Chris Thompson

The title says it all. The exception to the title is, you’re the Moron. I didn’t even have to read the article to know who the real moron was. And obviously i was right. It’s you. You should pull your head out of your rectum and breathe some fresh air. All that methane that you’ve been breathing has caused to think irrationally, and come up with stupid ideas. Breathe some fresh air, and you’ll have a whole new outlook on reality.

Subject: Your recent article

From: Vinny Frittitta

To: Chris Thompson

And shit like you, and other shit libs should some day realize that your views are contrary to everything American. And as far as your adjective used to describe POTUS is despicable. In many countries your segments would be considered treason.

Subject: Your article.

From: Quincy Porter

To: Chris Thompson

You’re fucking retarded. Shut the fuck up. Get real news. Know what you’re going to write about. Think about that twelve times. And then say it. Youre flapping your lips just to be arrogant and you sound unsatisfactory. You are why no one can trust the news. You sound like a petty fourteen year old girl who only trusts Starbucks.

Subject: FUCK off

From: j40oaks

To: Chris Thompson

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE.... THE ONLY MORON SLEAZY DOOFUS IS YOU AND ALL THE FUCKING FECKLESS DEMOCRAPS AND THE LYING HATE EVERYTHING TRUMP MEDIA!

YOU FUCKERS WILL BE BAT FUCKING CRAZY BY THE TIME TRUMP SERVES 8 YEARS IN THE WHITEHOUSE! IT WILL BE GREAT TO WATCH....HELL.... YOU FUCKERS ARE ALREADY LOSING IT! GET OVER IT, DUMBASS, HILLBILLARY LOST AND THAT BITCH DOES GOOD TO WALK AND TALK AND STAY OFF THE SAUCE NOW! OH .... AND OBUTTHOLE WAS THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING FECKLESS PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY! DEMOCRAPS SUCK AND THE COUNTRY WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU FUCKERS LEFT THE COUNTRY! WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!

TRUMP 2020....IT IS A SURE THING...THE FUCKER DEMS AIN’T GOT NOTHING!!! NOTHING BUT DESTROY, HATE AND LIES!

YOU FUCKING STAND CORRECTED!

THE DAME JO THE QUEEN OF TROLL

Subject: You should be ashamed of the tone and vulgarity of this article. If you’re so smart........... Google is obviously campaigning for the liberal left. Goodbye Google where you can’t get honest news. Sam

From: Sam Candido

To: Chris Thompson

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Subject: [no subject]

From: michaeljb941

To: Chris Thompson

Why dont you speak about the Vile Demonrats and the EVIL things they and the Pig Liberal media have said about the President and Their lack of respect and civility? Pure EVIL.. Doesnt matter wait till you witness the Arrests of the Corrupt Politicians and Hollyweird!!! Btw. Pres Trump will win in a landslide in 2020..so you can all go fk yourselves..

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Subject: Moron Pres

From: Jim Elterman

To: Chris Thompson

I only opened the article to get ur email address. Go fuk yourself with your rude, tree hugging douchebag headlines.

The ONLY moron is you!

Jim

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Subject: You’re the Moron, Dufus!!!!!

From: Lane Baumgardner

To: Chris Thompson

Idiot!!!!!!!

Subject: [no subject]

From: Don Coen

To: Chris Thompson

Don’t call the leader of this country a moron. You need to check yourself ass hole

Subject: Mangan rapinhoe

From: Toby Carlyon

To: Barry Petchesky

Shes a mouthy pos with nothing to offer humanity but hate and division! She is a blight on this country and one can only hope the soccer team gets their collective a** kicked-it would be karma at its finest! Applauding her hate is even lower than she is, good job

Subject: Rapinoe

From: Mike Flood

To: Barry Petchesky

To bad she does not deserve to go to the White House. I’d like her to back up any of those claim she has made against the president. This is just the usual crap she’s heard from Main Street Press like yourself because of the hatred towards our President.

Have some respect for the office you foul mouth primadonna.

STAY HOME with all the “take a knee” professional players that disrespect police, military, and the president.

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Subject: Hey rapinoe. No one really cares if you go or not. Next time play for Russia.

From: mwkeilman

To: Barry Petchesky

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Subject: we planned to go to france for the usa games but decided we could not support coach jill and her team. she released keeper hope but keeps repinoe and morgan. dont think so!! lost me

From: bootsyhutch

To: Barry Petchesky

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Subject: What is up with you people

From: John Mitterer

To: Dom Cosentino

Apparently this “Deadspin” thing is just a bunch of 20 something year olds trying to act like journalists while trying to convince people that they are cool enough and old enough to cuss? I’m no prude old woman who gets offended at that. What offends me is your dumbass “I’m a rebel shock jockey” self aggrandizing horeshit schtick. Go suck on your bong some more.

Subject: you are a bad man

From: alexander feoktistov

To: Samer Kalaf

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Subject: Mark Jackson

From: Gerald Cox

To: David Roth

This article is total B.S. Sound like some totally bias opinions... U got idiots lokeVan gundy on their & ur ripping Mark Jackson as some crustation... 20 times better than vangundy or bill Walton... Get the facts & the story strait & stop coming up with total B.S.!!

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Subject: [no subject]

From: Mark Sheborne

To: David Roth

You make all these judgements but state them as facts. But according to who. You ppl decide the narrative and spread it as gospelThat’s very tacky. Unable to speak objectively. You stress liberalism and ur anti-values. In the black community we respect ministers and value their judgement. U ppl want everyone to agree with ur humanism. U will never destroy religion in blacks. You are wasting ur time. All you’ll do is make us dig in deeper.bWevwill never adopt ur satanism or ur Babylonian religion.nd The black community don’t agree with homosexuality but doesn’t hate any gay person. It’s their right. It’s also a christians right to not agree with it. We can all agree to disagree. Everyone has sum1 gay in their family or a friend who is. Because atheletes are selling out and not taking a stand, the black community will soon abandon them too.

Subject: Mark Jackson article

From: Elias Rosas

To: David Roth

Your article is complete trash, it’s flow is horrible, the topic is uncalled for, and the points are horribly whiny and hold no weight. You clearly pulled this out of your arse.

Subject: The mirror

From: Dan Baker

To: David Roth

You just described yourself.