Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

I know college football season is already underway, but it’s never, ever too late to comb through the Top 25 and say horrible, awful, remarkably ignorant things about every team and fanbase. That’s right, fuckos. It’s time once again for the Hater’s Guide to the Top 25, now in convenient Deadcast form.

This year’s edition is especially ignorant because Marchman knows next to nothing about college football, and because I mix up Texas college towns with an almost compulsive regularity. I got College Station confused with Waco, and the I got Waco confused with a town that has no colleges at all, just a string of Czech bakeries. It’s a wonder of blithering idiocy, which is what college football deserves.


If you have anything you’d like to hear discussed on the podcast, just send it in to with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.

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