Deadspin I-Team: Rangers Fan Perxtraordinaire

I've contemplated it for the better part of a day and have decided to press forward: People of Texas, on behalf of commenting/emailing Deadspin Nation, I implore you to share anything, and everything, you can about Miss Bounces-in-Red.

Looks to me like she's in the upper deck, on the foul side of the third-base-line pole. Then again, I've never set foot in Texas, so maybe the toilets run backwards like it's Australia or something, fair is foul and she's actually a homely goth dude. I still want to know, though.

And if you see this, Miss Bounces-in-Red, thank you for everything that you do.