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Since college football coaches can’t offer recruits the opportunity to earn real money, they often have to resort to wooing them with the promise of future earnings, which of course will only become available after submitting themselves to a few years of getting yelled at by sunburned men in polos. That’s how you end up with tweets like this:

Thankfully Jalen Ramsey, who played for Jimbo Fisher at Florida State, is here to set the record straight:

God bless him.