Blogs are a digital sweatshop. It says so right in the lede. Plus, three bloggers have died in the last few months of heart-related conditions, which only supports the claim because it's not like heart disease is the leading cause of death in America or anything. No, it's actually rickets. And bloggers don't get rickets. Now, Mr. Denton, sir, could you please kindly loosen this chain? I need to use the bathroom an the sores on my feet are starting to open again. [ New York Times]