Everybody Keep Piling On Notre Dame!

As we come to the final death spasms of the glory/hideousness of the Notre Dame season, we stop to do a brief dance on the Irish grave. How bad has it become? Freaking Duke thinks it has a chance to win in South Bend this weekend.

In fact, there's a whole site devoted to the possibility. It's called Duke Super Bowl.

Welcome to the official web site of the Duke Super Bowl, celebrating Duke's chance to beat Notre Dame in a real tackle football game! This game is a big deal for Duke football fans - since we're not allowed to go to Bowl games (due to our inability to qualify with enough wins), this is our best chance for a big victory and to experience a bowl game. Needless to say we will be well-represented in South Bend on the 17th, as Duke football fans are known to travel for big games. This site is dedicated to those fans who will be there in person to watch this history-making event.

Man. That's enough to make a man want to go through gastric bypass surgery again. Oof.

Duke Super Bowl ["Official" Site]