If that doesn't get you excited, watch world champ Dong Dong perform his routine, it's…insanity.

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For a handy master schedule of every Olympic event, click here.

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Lindsey Green is an Olympic obsessive. (Nearly a decade as a gymnast will do that to a person.) You can keep up with her Olympic thoughts and general sports pondering here and here. If you want to employ her for real reasons, then you should be a startup looking for PR.