Fleshlight Finally Made An iPad Case That You Can Fuck
What took them so long?
Fleshlight, which has reportedly been working on this thing for two and a half years, has a new case called the Fleshlight Launchpad. It's an iPad case that is also a case for your penis.
When new first broke, people were excited to use their penis in conjunction with their iPad. POV porn! Skype! Very, very non-canonical interpretations of Angry Birds!
The Launchpad is the recipient of the following review blurbs on the Fleshlight website:
"The LaunchPAD takes watching POV videos to a whole new level! It feels like I'm really having sex with my favorite porn stars." -JT
"I love warming up my Fleshlight, finding some awesome porn, and going to town with the LaunchPAD" -CAPTAINBEEFSTIK
"The grips on the LaunchPAD make it easy to thrust into the Fleshlight rather than stroking. It takes masturbating to a whole new level." -ALL4GIRLS
"Stoya porn on your tablet + the Launch Pad + Stoya's Fleshlight makes it feel like she's really in the room! IMHO this is better than the real thing." -FLESHLOVER
"I get out my Launch Pad whenever my wife goes out of town. Now I wish she'd leave more often… this thing is amazing!" -MONEYSHOTS
Maybe you see a man named "Fleshlover" and think, Hmm, this is perhaps not the most impartial Fleshlight reviewer. Me, I see a man who really loves fucking fake vaginas, and knows from Fleshlights.
Launchpad costs $25, which is less than the strap that secures your tablet to your leg so you can jerk off and watch porn hands-free.
[ Fleshlight]
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