Look, it doesn’t matter how good Giancarlo Stanton is at hitting home runs. No one’s allowed to eat a Kit Kat like that. That chocolate bar was made to be broken into columns, and instead, Stanton took a big bite out of it (and common decency).
Marlins teammate Dee Gordon shamed Stanton on Twitter so the world could witness the crime against nature:
Respect the damn rules, Giancarlo.
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