Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!!!
• Grady Sizemore will remain in the cozy confines of the Indians' training room for another year.
• John Baker could not be happier about leaving Miami.
• Baseball's new collective bargaining agreement allows players to chew tobacco as long as they promise to do it discreetly.