Grady Sizemore Will Stay in Cleveland, John Baker’s Psyched To Be A Padre, And Other Rumblings From The Hot Fucking Stove

Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!!!

• Grady Sizemore will remain in the cozy confines of the Indians' training room for another year.

• John Baker could not be happier about leaving Miami.

• David Freese, briefly a national hero according to St. Louis, finds his way onto yet another red carpet.

• Baseball's new collective bargaining agreement allows players to chew tobacco as long as they promise to do it discreetly.

• Ken Rosenthal throws some shit against the wall.

• Neftali Feliz is already being compared to Chuck Knoblauch and Byung-Hyun Kim.