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Oh, what’s that? Your dog can sled? That’s real cute. Now get the fuck out of here, because this one can also act as its own ski lift.

Secret the Australian Shepherd is very talented, and can mop the floor, empty the dryer, paint paintings, and do yoga. Expect her to replace me and start blogging on Deadspin by the end of 2018. She’ll do great.