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Here's What The Eagles/Vikings Halftime Weather Report Would Have Likely Been Sans Postponement

"Wind's really picking up. Makes the snow burn a little, too. A few trucks still get by despite the 'state of emergency.'

"Since the Eagles are up 20, and Minnesota just looks limp, get on home before it's too late and walk your dog, like this guy did a little while ago. Of course, dog's name was Dopey, so be careful driving. What, you thought they'd plowed already?"


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