Horny, Inebriated Stanford Tree A Menace To Decent Society
 
  Drunk, disruptive and often pantsless; never has there been a more disorderly college mascot than the Stanford Tree. So where's his reality show?
Not sure where this was taken, but as one commenter pointed out, if nothing else the Tree has invented the term "having a treesome." I'm not laughing, mister. The Tree has been in trouble with school authorities before, and frankly I'm surprised he's still around.
• February, 2006: Arrested for getting completely shit-faced at a Cal-Stanford basketball game. Blows a .157 BAC when tested by cops.
• March, 2006: Officially fined and sanctioned by the university for drunken cavorting at the NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament.
• August, 2006: Banned by the NCAA.
• March, 2007: Held off bids by new prospective band mascots: a manhole cover and a french fry.
The Stanford Tree Just ... [The Sports Culture]
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