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How Will Ben Roethlisberger Spend The Offseason?

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Ben Roethlisberger's gangster-style fedora sent the Internet spinning to make a clever comment after he wore it to the post-game press conference of the Steelers' playoff loss to the Broncos, but we're more interested in what the future might be for a man who visits such a haberdashery. Here's some speculation about how what's next for Big Ben.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason being chased by Dick Tracy.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason playing Sky Masterson in the Fort Findlay Playhouse production of Guys And Dolls.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason engaging in corrupt lobbying for conservative organizations.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason asking Tim Tebow how the hell Tim Tebow beat Ben Roethlisberger.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason attending Godfather cosplay conventions.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason performing in Michael Jackson's stead for the long-awaited This Is It tour.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason solving check fraud cases for the LAPD.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason performing exorcisms.

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Ben Roethlisberger will spend the offseason behind bars.