In A Slushie Cup, A Rat
A Chicago-based challenger to Pizza Rat was tragically snuffed out before it could even garner any fame on the internet. Rest in peace, Slushie Rat. If only you hadn’t scrabbled for whatever substance was at the bottom of that plastic cup.
Warning: The full photos of Slushie Rat aren’t graphic, but they might make you itchy because rats are gross.
Idiot.
H/t to Borys
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