What started with Jose Canseco's Thursday announcement that "I am asking leila shennib to marry me .will you marry me" has somehow gone off the rails. Imagine that.

The end result: Many already-deleted Jose Tweets and a general feeling best captured by FakeDerekJeter that, "Twitter doesn't need a Fake Jose Canseco....the real one will do just fine thanks." Spot-on, captain.

Jose Canseco [Twitter, personal]

Jose Canseco [Twitter, reactions]

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