Is That A Caterpillar On Your Forehead Or Is Your Team Still In The Playoffs?

The indefatigable Christmas Ape found the latest fashion craze happening in Baltimore—fake unibrows, in honor of rookie quarterback Joe Flacco. It's actually a charity drive, which is great, because I won't publicly humiliate myself unless it's for a good cause. Or cash. Preferably cash. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber]