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Last week Embiid dunked on some “trash-talking fools” at the courts at 10th and Lombard. (You can see the rimless backboard in the background.) On Monday, he dunked several times on people at the same courts.

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I’ve lived around the corner from the courts at 10th and Lombard for almost 13 years now, and I missed Embiid by 10 minutes. But thanks to the internet, videos are getting out almost instantaneously—and people are usually tagging the Processors at the Rights to Ricky Sanchez podcast in them to make sure the masses see them—which functions as a helpful sort of news alert the next time he shows up.

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Embiid also goes to the playgrounds to play tennis, perhaps with a trainer. He played tennis both times he dunked on people at Seger Park.

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Yes, Joel Embiid is continuing to nail the Philadelphia lifestyle. All that’s missing is him playing a game of knockout, really. And one of these times I’m going to show up at Seger Park to shoot some hoops and get dunked on—happily.