Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap

Dashiell BennettDashiell Bennett|published: Wed 15th July, 16:15 2009

French tennis player Richard Gasquet told officials that the reason he tested positive for cocaine last March was because he kissed a woman who had cocaine on her lips....and that worked! Suspension over! It's strip club time! [ BBC]

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