• Anna Benson is writing a book. We assume it will be written in deer's blood. [GalleyCat]
• Uh, is Jim Otto out of his mind? Actually, yeah: He pretty obviously is. [The Hater Nation]
• To buy Dr. J's house ... you have to buy another house? [The 700 Level]
• Jack Kemp, still not a soccer fan. [Townhall.com]
• Paris Hilton has fallen to goalies now? [Mr. Irrelevant]