Basebrawls are great when no one gets hurt. Yesterday’s Giants-Nationals throwdown—thanks to Hunter Strickland having a redder ass than a baboon—was a good one, with actual punches landed and enough flying hair to make you wonder if this wasn’t viral shampoo advertising. Let’s relive.
Bryce Harper getting hit in the ass:
Bryce Harper not happy about being hit in the ass:
You want punches and beautiful hair? We got those.
Jeff Samardzija arrives. More punches, more hair.
The anthropomorphic car on the outfield wall advertisement is loving this.
Gentlemen, thank you for making Bill Plaschke indignant.