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Luke Scott Hath Slain The Hellboar

Everyone's favorite gun-humping birther, Luke Scott, arrived at the Tampa Bay Rays' spring training facility with a special guest: the stuffed head of a slain hellboar. How did Scott come to claim this bloody prize? By sticking the beast with a spear, of course! Scott told Rays Report that the boar was his "first confirmed kill with a spear."


We wouldn't have expected a guy who has such a fondness for shooting stuff to take up spear hunting, but he's most likely just making sure that he'll still be able to kill things when the government comes to take his guns.


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[The Big Lead]

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