Mets Utility Player Jordany Valdespin Took A Fastball Right To The Dick

It's been a day of highs and lows for Jordany Valdespin. First, he took Justin Verlander deep to lead off his team's spring training game against the Tigers:

Valdespin must have shown a bit too much pride while rounding the bases, because the next time he came to the plate, he was greeted by a 94-mph fastball to the dong:

He played it cool, though.

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Ooh. stunning.

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You are now aware of the fact that Jordany Valdespin got hit in the dick today. You're welcome.